Cinema Fiasco
Hosts Geoff Wallis and Janet A. McLeod have been extolling the virtues of bad films for a very long time and their expertise on such important cinematic subjects as dodgy direction, rotten writing, awful acting and second-rate special effects is unrivalled. Reviewers have sung their praises – calling them “two divinely unhinged film buffs” and “the Margaret and David of bad movies”. If you’ve seen their shows, it’s likely you’ve already stopped reading this nonsense and made a booking. But if you haven’t, what are you waiting for? “Almost two hours of non-stop hilarity”, raved one critic. “A truly unique film-going experience”, rhapsodised another. “Chock full of inappropriate humour”, panted a third. “The comedy is top-notch” drooled a fourth. Book now. You won’t be sorry. Shocked and appalled maybe, but not sorry.
Please note: Cinema Fiasco screenings are accompanied throughout by live commentary. If you want to see these movies without commentary, do it at home where no-one can see you.
Cinema Fiasco: Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
Opening Date: Friday, 5 Dec 2025
Martians (armed with freeze guns and a robot made of cardboard boxes) kidnap Santa Claus and take him to Mars in an attempt to cheer up their miserable offspring. If you like your Christmas movies creepy (and who the hell doesn’t?) this is the best yuleti ... more
Cinema Fiasco: Breakin'
Opening Date: Friday, 9 Jan 2026
Any movie based on a dance craze is a Cinema Fiasco shoo-in; and, in this instance, when it’s an 80’s dance craze and gets the Mickey-and-Judy-putting-on-a-show treatment, you’ve got an entertainment that’s irresistible. Kelly is a talented street dancer. ... more







